Trash Cn

A place for all the sht that doesn’t make the cut on this blog.  I like to think of it as the outtakes included in the DVD version of a movie that shouldn’t have been made in the first place.  I’m not abandoning this site…although I should.

Douche!

 As previously noted, Gary competes in a Madden legue against one armed autisitc children.  To make sure his uni looked the part, I designed a quick refresh of his logo.

The final design is an obvious homage to the fact that, well….

R.I.P. Issac

When Isaac Hayes had his balls in my mouth, he always made me smile!

Blueprint (for mocking Gary and his Blog)

 

This video is FIRE!

Sketch #3

This is a quick sketch I made of Jessica Alba.  While I think its pretty good, all my pictures of women seem to look exactly alike.  I guess its just my artistic style, but all women end up coming out looking like Megan Fox.

I See Your “UP” and Raise You One “Space Chimps”

Check out the trailer >

Liquid Swords, Bitches!

 

Fuck off Cube.  The GZA cuts through your “mad phat skillz” with his MOTHERFUCKING LIQUID FUCKING SWORDS!

Beautiful Losers

 

 

Now with more music teachers!

Even nower with more physicists!

Sketch #2

 

This is a sketch of a time machine I drew while totally fucked up on acid.  Tripping like a madman, I needed to build a time machine to return to the past to stop Gary from winning all those Super Bowls with this girlfriend-themed Patriots.  What a relief when that shit wore off. 

 

Exciting Independent Film!

This is a short film written and directed by the esteemed writer and director, Christopher Tighe.  Please watch this life-changing film about the triumph of the human spirit.

Gary Can’t Wait for His Miis!

Gary’s upcoming digital existence on his Sony PlayStation 3.  Will he ever been seen in meatspace again?

New Nike Slave iD

A brand new shoe builder builder is live and in full effect at Nike iD.  The improved design allows you to simply point and click on different parts of the slave girls to lower the amount they are paid.

An insane amount of work went into this launch, and a big shout goes to my favorite Laotian shoe slave, Hyato, for making it happen.

Buy from Sony! One of my favorite corporate overlords!

Pointless!

New Dresses

The trailer for 27 Dresses is online for your viewing pleasure.  This gem of a film was recommended to me by my good friend Gary, via his iTunes Purchase widget.

Trenton Unicorn

There’s some crazy shit going on in Trenton the last two weeks.  I grabbed my camera and ran (not rain) to my roof last week during a unicorn stampede to snap some shots of the local fauna.

Gold Cup

A big shout out to Gary’s wife and her teammates for steamrolling through a bracket of 32 teams and winning the APA 9-Ball Gold Cup Tournament!  This victory nearly makes up for her finishing dead last in the My Husband Is Not An Effeminate Douche Tournament.

Dragon Talk

An awesome friend of mine turned me on to the band Dragonforce.  I can only describe it as the perfect combination of a dude that looks like Weird Al and some guitar dudes.  Described as “Journey meets Slayer.”  Bloody marvelous!

Sketch #1

 

Whenever I’m not making fun of Gary, I pass the time by doodling whatever pops into my head.  I drew some balls in order to help Gary understand what he can suck on.  Voila!